Captain David Aceveda: The Farmington district of Los Angeles, which I've been commanding for the last four months, has traditonally been one of the most dangerous, crime-ridden areas of the city . . . I'm proud to announce that murders, rapes, armed robberies, and many other violent crimes have decreased dramatically in this district in the last six months.
Aceveda: Under my direction, law enforcement officers now participate in neighborhood outreach programs.
Vic Mackey: You don't have to tell me about the different stages of grief. There's denial, anger, sucking you off.
Shane Vendrell: If you can't think of anything else, you just call 911 and ask for Det. Blow Me.
Holland "Dutch" Wagenbach: You think Danny would go out with me?... A study says over 40 percent of female police meet their spouses on the job.
Vic: Good cop and bad cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.